Vertigo

Hello everyone.  Praise the Lord!

When I just finished unloading my first load of the day.  Wiley and a new guy came to unhook me. He was telling me about his weekend of trouble! Wiley Suttles is a sixty-three year old man. He is tall, with a big belly, and long straight hair hanging on his shoulders.

He was driving home and his pickup truck when he got bad case of Vertigo!  It was very busy and he had to get off on the medium along the roadway. While he was there, and leaning back in the seat keeping his eyes closed, hoping it would go away soon.

That's when a deputy sheriff pulled up!  The deputy sheriff walked up and asked if Wiley was okay.  Then the deputy sheriff asked if he had anything to drink today! Wiley barked out to him that he is not drunk, but has vertigo.  Wiley then said he's happy to take a breathalyzer test. 

 

The Deputy Sheriff then as Wiley to get out of this pickup truck. Well he said he would if he could stand there so he doesn't fall down! As soon as Wiley got up he threw up in the grass!  Then he sat back down in his pickup.  Well then volunteered to take another breathalyzer just to show the Deputy Sheriff he was not drunk.

The Deputy Sheriff then asked Wiley for his driver's license. Wiley just gave him the whole wallet and said here take what you need. The Sheriff didn't take it but just said, give me the license. After feeling around he gave him the license. Wiley had to keep his eyes closed, because opening his eyes made him very dizzy.

 

The Deputy asked if that's his current residence. Wiley said no, he had moved recently, and had not changed his address yet. The cop asked where he lived, and Wiley said he just lived around the corner. The cop then asked if he can drive home, Wiley said he could, if he would follow behind. 

Well he said he drove home at about ten miles an hour, and it seemed like he was going forty miles an hour!  The cops stayed right behind him to make sure he got home safely. Wiley parked his car next to his apartment, and went to bed for the rest of the day! He had this vertical before but only in mild cases. Now he says he really needs to go to the doctor to have himself looked at.

I told Wiley he was getting fat and old and starting to break down. He laughed and agreed. Sometimes getting old is not fun. Well it says he just needs one more year to work and he can retire.  I sure hope you can make it that long. Well is a good guy and needs to make it to the finish line!

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